December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Mum: He’s black Me: Mum: Me: Mum: Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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These idiots.
Are fucking idiots.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Shit.
You know, the thing that irks me the most about people is how they sit here and say they are forever alone. Bitch, if you literally have no body in your life, as in no friends or family, then that gives you the god damn right to say you are forever alone. Yes, I’m going to admit I used to say that but honestly I’ve come to realize its stupid. I have plenty of friends and I’m sure...
Dec 28th
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Fleas Navidog.
Sign I just passed. Fleas Navidog Everyone!
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Raging.
So I spent my Christmas morning in a Baptist church and let me tell you, worst experience ever. I’m a very open minded person so I decided to go. The pastor, sat there and bluntly said muslims believe in the wrong god, but Jesus still loves them. Really?! Then make jokes about Kim Jong and XBox and how they are related. Ok…he then proceeded to say that Jews are all sinners but Jesus...
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Our conversation while watching The Hangover.
Amanda: "This is how our Bachelor party will be!"
Me: "There are so many things wrong with that sentence."
Amanda: "No there's not."
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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RIP Phone.
Welp, phone doesn’t work.  Fuckin’ pissed. 
Dec 20th
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GUYS. 
Dec 20th
Anonymous asked: 1, 4, 16, 12
Dec 17th
Anonymous asked: 16, 7,19,29,12,
Dec 17th
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Anonymous asked: 10, 16, 20, 28
Dec 17th
merejuxtaposition asked: 7, 13, & 19.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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Welp, I won’t be getting into TCU…St. Ed’s or UH here I come!
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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So far finishing out with 2 A's!
Though I haven’t taken Art History or Algebra.
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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I should get a medal for being the worlds greatest...
I’m so great sometimes. 
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 5th
WatchWatch
Dancing runs in the family.
Dec 5th
One day I will write 100 reasons why you should...
Fuck Toy’s R Us.
Dec 1st