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Are fucking idiots.
You know, the thing that irks me the most about people is how they sit here and say they are forever alone. Bitch, if you literally have no body in your life, as in no friends or family, then that gives you the god damn right to say you are forever alone. Yes, I’m going to admit I used to say that but honestly I’ve come to realize its stupid. I have plenty of friends and I’m sure...
Sign I just passed. Fleas Navidog Everyone!
So I spent my Christmas morning in a Baptist church and let me tell you, worst experience ever. I’m a very open minded person so I decided to go. The pastor, sat there and bluntly said muslims believe in the wrong god, but Jesus still loves them. Really?! Then make jokes about Kim Jong and XBox and how they are related. Ok…he then proceeded to say that Jews are all sinners but Jesus...
Our conversation while watching The Hangover.
Amanda: "This is how our Bachelor party will be!"
Me: "There are so many things wrong with that sentence."
Amanda: "No there's not."
Welp, phone doesn’t work. Fuckin’ pissed.
Anonymous asked: 1, 4, 16, 12
Anonymous asked: 16, 7,19,29,12,
Anonymous asked: 10, 16, 20, 28
merejuxtaposition asked: 7, 13, & 19.
Welp, I won’t be getting into TCU…St. Ed’s or UH here I come!
So far finishing out with 2 A's!
Though I haven’t taken Art History or Algebra.
I should get a medal for being the worlds greatest...
I’m so great sometimes.
Dancing runs in the family.
One day I will write 100 reasons why you should...
Fuck Toy’s R Us.